Thursday, 12 June 2008

Company will email your friends and family post rapture

For just $40 a year, believers can arrange for up to 62 people to get a final message exactly six days after the Rapture, that day when — according to Christian end times dogma — Christians will be swept up to heaven, while doubters are left behind to suffer seven years of Tribulation under a global government headed by the Antichrist.

Dear Heathen,

Na na nyaah na.

- Stella